Mark signs autographs now!

After years and years of adamantly refusing (or, actually being asked ) to sign autographs,  Mark finally gave in and signed his autograph for a very happy fan.

It all happened in dive bar somewhere in the backwoods of some since forgotten Kentucky town. We just finished our set and a very happy (i.e.; drunk) lady came staggering up to Mark. I whispered that she was staggering (because Mark couldn't see her well in the poorly lit bar) and suddenly Mark turned on that old high-karate style charm I haven't seen in years.
 

Mark keeps going on and on about how she was "all over him" (really it was because she could hardly stand), and he’s bragging now about how he has actual fans. The whole thing has really gone to his head.

So, long story short. She asked for his autograph. He's not sure exactly what she had him sign. But I am worried after we noticed his checkbook is missing.

Anyway, if any of you would like an autograph from Mark, apparently he now signs them after shows. He even carries his "autograph sharpie" with him to all the gigs now.

So, come ask for one before his ego gets so big he starts charging. Even if you don't really want one, ask anyway. It'll make you feel good to see that old man smile.

See ya at the show,
-Shane